Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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