white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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