My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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