I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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