Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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