it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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