at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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