In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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