id be glad to
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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