Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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