You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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