I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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