you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
no. you can't hotbox the world.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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