we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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