At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Randomize
