so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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