Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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