On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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