Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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