It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Your cock deserves a montage
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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