my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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