YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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