I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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