why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Couch. On fire.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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