as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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