but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
