I'm gonna have a badass scar
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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