been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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