But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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