I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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