i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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