your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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