I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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