sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Randomize
