Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Swine flu. Run for my life!
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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