Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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