I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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