it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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