Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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