Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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