I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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