Can Purell be used as lube?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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