like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Randomize
