it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
it glows. i had to have it.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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