Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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