ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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