Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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