dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
that is very illegal...i love you.
Randomize
