I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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