We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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