I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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